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[tsundairy]

I want peanut butter cups. Why is the kitchen all out?

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[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

I'm going the best way. There's no use having them if you can't eat them, so I'm eating them and then complaining about not having them.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

We use those in the desserts! You know, the ones you guys eat up every night like a swarm of locusts?

What do you expect, for the peanut butter cup fairy to come and restock our pantry? Complaining about a problem you caused is just plain ungrateful!

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

...there should be a peanut butter cup fairy.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

Well, if you find and catch us one, let us know, all right? Until then, you're going to have to learn some respect and moderation.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Maybe we should go back to Candy Mountain and restock.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

...

Candy what?

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, you weren't here yet. Candy Mountain. Only the greatest hidden island we've ever been to.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

Uh... are you sure there wasn't just a special kind of mushroom growing there, or something like that?

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

IT'S TOTALLY TRUE, ASK EVERYONE.

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

It is true, you know.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

No way. That's impossible!

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

Ask anyone who's been on this ship for a while. They'll tell you the same thing.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

And you're sure it wasn't just a mass hallucination? I mean, come on!

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

I'd suspect that if it weren't highly improbable that we'd all see the same thing.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

And there being a mountain made of candy is more probable?

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

A wizard did it, apparently.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

... oh.

Well, that figures. I should have known...

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

I really didn't want to believe it either.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. That's such a waste of magic, isn't it?

If you're going to make that much candy, why not make it rain candy and share it with everyone, rather than make it into a mountain?

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

It was... complicated. I admittedly don't know the details, other than the wizard who did it ended up with a cult following him.

I'd agree more if I liked candy.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

A cult?! Are you sure it was safe to eat the candy, then?!

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

Some people did before we figured out and didn't drop dead. I figure it was safe enough.