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I want peanut butter cups. Why is the kitchen all out?

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[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

I didn't say I snuck in!

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

Then how else would you have looked to see how many were there?

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Watanuki can't be unnecessarily guarding the place all the time.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

But you know that he's guarding it, which makes it sneaking in!

And it's hardly unnecessary, when it's to stop people from eating up the food and making us run out of, say, peanut butter cups! You can complain about one problem or the other, but not both!

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

I'm going the best way. There's no use having them if you can't eat them, so I'm eating them and then complaining about not having them.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

We use those in the desserts! You know, the ones you guys eat up every night like a swarm of locusts?

What do you expect, for the peanut butter cup fairy to come and restock our pantry? Complaining about a problem you caused is just plain ungrateful!

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

...there should be a peanut butter cup fairy.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

Well, if you find and catch us one, let us know, all right? Until then, you're going to have to learn some respect and moderation.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Maybe we should go back to Candy Mountain and restock.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

...

Candy what?

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, you weren't here yet. Candy Mountain. Only the greatest hidden island we've ever been to.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

Uh... are you sure there wasn't just a special kind of mushroom growing there, or something like that?

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

IT'S TOTALLY TRUE, ASK EVERYONE.

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

It is true, you know.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

No way. That's impossible!

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

Ask anyone who's been on this ship for a while. They'll tell you the same thing.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

And you're sure it wasn't just a mass hallucination? I mean, come on!

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

I'd suspect that if it weren't highly improbable that we'd all see the same thing.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

And there being a mountain made of candy is more probable?

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

A wizard did it, apparently.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

... oh.

Well, that figures. I should have known...

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

I really didn't want to believe it either.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. That's such a waste of magic, isn't it?

If you're going to make that much candy, why not make it rain candy and share it with everyone, rather than make it into a mountain?

[but-inevitable.livejournal.com]

It was... complicated. I admittedly don't know the details, other than the wizard who did it ended up with a cult following him.

I'd agree more if I liked candy.

[gypsymothdance.livejournal.com]

A cult?! Are you sure it was safe to eat the candy, then?!