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[tsundairy]

Some person on the network was talking about people forgetting other people's birthdays all the time because they're stupid. Now, I'm sure everyone I know remembers mine, so I'm not doing this because I'm scared they forgot! This is just a reminder, okay? A completely unnecessary reminder! And it completely doesn't need to be this far in advance, either, so I'm not pathetic, just covering my bases!

Ahem!

MY NAME IS MIMINO KURUMI

MY BIRTHDAY IS MAY 26TH

GIVE ME CHOCOLATE

There!

Comments

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[pink-is-best.livejournal.com]

You'll be lucky if you get a clod of dirt, you little brat.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Hey, what's your problem? I don't even know you!

[sunset-summers.livejournal.com]

No one's going to remember that in four months.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

They will so!

[find-my-truth.livejournal.com]

ANy special kind of chocolate? That's pretty vague.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

I like all kinds as long as they're good.

[find-my-truth.livejournal.com]

Hm. Got it. Though you know, people are just going to get mad if you yell at them.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

I'm just announcing.

[find-my-truth.livejournal.com]

You should be more subtle. Leave clues.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can do that, no problem.

[voice]

[electro-phoenix.livejournal.com]

Nobody. Gives a. Fuck.

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Who says?

[voice]

[electro-phoenix.livejournal.com]

[have him asking a random crewmember or two if they care. They don't]

Most people, yo.

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

What do you mean most people? I bet you don't know anything!

[voice]

[electro-phoenix.livejournal.com]

...Why am I even talking to a dumbass brat like you?

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

I bet you're jealous because nobody ever gives you anything for your birthday.

[voice]

[electro-phoenix.livejournal.com]

[snort] Yeah, right. I get booze, and that works. You're gonna be fuckin' lucky to get anything after this, brat.

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

You just watch me!

[pink-is-best.livejournal.com]

I know a brat when I see one. Lose the attitude and grow up. Reial does not revolve around you. People don't need to get you anything.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Geez! I did nothing to you! You're worse than Stupid Ichigo.

[voice]

[fatherofcute.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, Miss Mimino. I'll not forget your birthday.

[Voice]

[fire-water-wood.livejournal.com]

Oh! Miss Mimino! Goodness, that is advanced notice . . . but I'll be sure to write it down so I don't forget, okay? That definitely gives me time to find good chocolate for you!

But, um . . . a-and forgive me for asking, but . . . w-what exactly is a birthday?

[Yes, he's asked before - for Hughes's and for Rikku's - but . . . he's yet to really be given a proper answer on that. 9,9;;;]

[Voice]

[birdsundveasels.livejournal.com]

Oy, hey, dere, leedle gorl! Yah, pipples gots short memories zumtimes. It'z goot to remind dem of schtuff.

But izn't chocolate bad for hyu?

Eh, guess if it'z hyu borthday, it'z hokay. Borthdayz und odder holidayz iz for heffing fon und doin' vhat hyu vant, yah?

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

Good!

[Voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

I just felt like saying it!

Wait, what? You don't know what a birthday is? It's the day you were born. You get cake and presents.