Ready to stuff the mailboxes [public|voice]

[tsundairy]

*rustling, pen-scratching*

"Dear Lord Coco. I'm still fine and still not dead ~miru. Don't tell anyone, though ~miru. I need some time before I can make my grand entrance back home. Stay away from that annoying pink thing who isn't me ~miru. Also, take her candy."

Hmm, no...

"Dear Coco. I am the greatest ~miru. But you already knew that ~miru. Today I ate a whole cake without anybody noticing ~miru. This is, of course, typical for me. Please consider my amazingness ~miru."

That's too short. I need to add something ~miru.

"I saw a bunch of birds today. They were pretty. I threw flower petals at them so more people would notice them. I don't think they liked it, though, ~miru. How was your day?"

Ohhh, this isn't working ~miru. I'll just send them ALL.

Comments

[voice]

[skytamer.livejournal.com]

*lightly stifled laugh* It's a start.

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

I've got twenty for Lord Nuts and fifteen for Miss Karen, too. No one says I don't do something thoroughly ~miru.

[jaded-feathers.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck is Lord Coco?

Geez, that;s a stupid damn name...Grr!

YOU LIKE BIRDS?! WHAT THE HELL! RAVENS ARE BETTER!

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

It's perfectly fine ~miru.

Don't you have to write about birds in these things? I don't care one way or the other ~miru.

[kickasskisaragi.livejournal.com]

.....this whole message was pretty creepy.

I'm not sure if I'll make it through the night anymore.

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

No one asked you ~miru.

[kickasskisaragi.livejournal.com]

Could have at least filtered it for poor innocent ears.

[voice]

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

What's so wrong with it?

[kickasskisaragi.livejournal.com]

All those stupid noises at the end of every sentence you make were so wrong with it.

And the fact that such a creepster was talking the whole time.

[drinkitlovelife.livejournal.com]

It's not stupid ~miru. It's perfectly normal, and you are unnatural ~miru.